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 15.12.2007
Almost fainted.
I’m in the subway with the radio button in my ears. The receiver is cut and the headphones removed. Late, there are hardly any people in the car. I stand at the door. Two big, shaved guys come in and sit behind me. I am standing on their back. They went. After the station, the train stops. There is silence, and I hear it behind my back: I will hide it from behind, and you will fuck it in front of him. ...
I think the gun! I roll from a low start into the closing doors with the scream “Blue!”", I run out, I turn around and see these two with amazed faces, and in their hands.
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