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 27.07.2012
The cat just burned today. In the real sense of the word. We decided to arrange a romantic dinner with my wife, smoothly translating into everything else. I lighted the candles and spread them all over the room. And at the very midst of the evening we hear 2 meters from us a wild bubble, falling and throwing small legs... It turned out that the cat saw the fire for the first time and that naturally decided to smell it. He burned his buttocks, and when the candle fell, it turned over and wax fell on him. At the end of the evening, I definitely delighted. But not the one I wanted :-(
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