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 02.08.2012
On the third day I drank 5 liters of vodka around half-six in the morning.
And suddenly I began to understand them all!
I understand what my 1.5 year old son says.
I understand what my wife is offended by.
I understand why our clients are not happy.
xxx: And most importantly, I’ve started to trust television in general and our government in particular.
xxx: <...deep breath...>
XX: You know, that explains a lot of scary things.
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