A response letter to a newsletter in a large company about another cost reduction:

This is the feeling that they cut them all off on business trips to create another service department. Soon, it is likely to be established: the Department of Management of Free Parking Places, the Department of Quality Control of Coffee in Coffee Machines, the Department of Audit of Dust on Tables, the Division of Flat Grasses and the Dresskod Police. And we will go on business trips on trains with chicken and cooked eggs, with a business trip of 350 p, and for close distances on bicycles rented at our expense.
And let that inter-corporate correspondence reader, read this letter and inform the head of the unacceptable opinion tracking department, at least get to the pantheon. Sorry, I was scared :)
With respect, AAA