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 02.08.2012
A friend went to rest in Sochi, told a story
In short, in front of me lived a nice neighbor, with mommy. The neighbor's breasts are three, the face is cute, everything is cool. Eventually, I gathered forces to get to know. I knock on the door, she goes out, in a towel, apparently after a shower only. Well, I say, “Girl, I liked you very much, can I get to know you?”" she clothes on a cushion, one uncomfortable move, a towel on the floor, a second break, a whisper, and then her mom goes out of the pool. by Fuck. I was losing my stool and rejoicing at the same time...Imagine my eyes when a naked girl is standing, whispering, and her mother goes and sees all this...the next day they left. But now I can tell everyone that only when I try to get to know the bodies are dressed right in front of me.
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