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 05.08.2012
The aunt brings home food to the office and saves the office plankton from having to walk in the fresh air for lunch.

Anton is almost a vegetarian, in the sense that he does not eat meat, and fish can. He has the above-mentioned aunt with all his perverted orders. Especially he likes fish cakes, which are actually not well cooked, he orders them if not every day, then three out of five is certain.

One day there was such a dialogue between them:
How do you get such famous fish cakes? I’ve tried a lot of them – still not as delicious as yours... :( What secret ingredient do you use?
It is simple! Fish farch is mixed with pork.

The recipe goes on, but Anton is no longer listening. And nobody is listening especially, because everyone is watching Anton and quietly laughing. Anton makes a triple face and even is going to make a face-to-face, but slowly comes to himself.

So Anton realized that vegetarianism was not for him.
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