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 05.08.2012
Yesterday I went to a costume party, there was a p*d...
YYY :?? to
I dressed up as a zombie and went to the store to buy beer. On the road he fell asleep and went into the garage.
XXX: I do my job and there is some grandmother behind me "And how embarrassing it is!!I’m turning (all my face in scars and blood) she’s behind her heart and quietly slips her back through the garage...
YYY: I told you that you are a fool...
xxx: so the whole thing isn't about it, I approached it closer with the thought of feeling to bring. And she jumped in her face with a pepper in her face, and she touched me with a cross... I had to run away from her until the whole balloon sprinkled out...
xxx: so I'm not afraid of the zombie apocalypse now :) I know that grandmothers will save us no worse than sweet yoovich :D
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