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 10.08.2012
Meteo: I have a request for you.
I’m gonna go)
MeTeo:How would it be... When Saha and I played in the teaching and student, he gave me the boundaries of the textbook, and there, like, on the condition, not polluting the rule of Lapital, and I did not remember it, and used the rule by chance. Three were arguing. Just in the morning to work did not fall - it was we got to the diffuses. Even successfully, when we played the doctor and the patient, I diagnosed the beginning of pneumonia in time for him, oriented by the whispers. I went to work from the hospital this morning. Yesterday there were no condoms at home, it was lazy to dress, and we, turned in the bedding, decided to run into the car, where they were also not seen, spent, and I was still with a headlamp - there in the dark to go, so in this form we went to the pharmacy, and when we came, he told the seller that we had a mask. After that, we bought a hematogen and two delphin nose washers, with which we cheered until five in the morning.Now he called and said with a playful voice that he was preparing a surprise, and I have a re-attestation for the category tomorrow, can I spend the night with you?
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