From the discussion of smart phones in Japan

X: I have long dreamed of visiting this Japan...I would put a golden monument to the one who invented the computer in a mobile phone! Even the CCP merged under the pressure of the smarts.
Y: so they already put - in Odessa and Peter, this little-known guy was called Steve Jobs
X: Let him whisper in the virginity. Unfortunately, he bite the apple. The symbol has succeeded.
Y: Well right so dull, on the contrary, immediately childhood remembers what apples were delicious then!
X: And I have an apple at my house, I collect apples, I store apples, I press apples, I sell apples, I bury apples. I hate apples.
Y: Now I understand where the opponents of the iPhones come from