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 14.08.2012
Vishenko@
I have a pain in my leg (

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and cut.

Vishenko@
It’s not funny that all these heartless

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You always have something to hurt, you treat me with all the wounds, as if I am an extrasensitive, I can cure by the number of aska, fucking. What shall I do? I’ll say, “Oh, poor, how I’m sorry for you..."Will you get better? No is? Go to the hospital, it will help. I am a pragmatist now.

Vishenko@
I was there

Vishenko@
Do not anger on me.

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I cut yesterday.

Vishenko@
The bottom of the bottle

Vishenko@
I had so much blood for the first time, and it suddenly thickened, though it never happened before.

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You know, I once dive into a pond, cut off the tip of my nameless finger on my leg (this is so lucky). There were no cell phones at the time, not to mention the rescuers on the beach, so I had to go to the house (about 20 cames) with a scattered finger. Corda I came home, in the shoe whispered))) Despite the leaf of roadmap, carefully suggested by friends)))

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So cut off the cap, glue the road and go to the hospital tomorrow)))
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