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 16.08.2012
I look at the tracking of my package. The package was accepted from our Chinese comrades and already in 2 days the Chinese write that it is in Moscow. Our customs department stumbled again after 4 days and confirmed that it had received it and only three days later released the parcel. And here, for 12 days this parcel is going through Moscow, not even thinking to go to the delivery department.

If it were exactly the same as the Post of Russia worked the other services:

Aunt Klava, a well-deserved PR worker, arrives at the stop and is surprised to find out that the nearest bus to the subway is within three hours. After descending in the subway, she learns that the train has just left, the next one in three hours and she will come to work not earlier than at the end of her shift. In the store for the bread, the cashier takes one and a half people per hour, so the turn of Klava will come, just tomorrow, to the closure of the store,
Well, and the Emergency to Clave will arrive in emergency, three days after her funeral.

and :)
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