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 15.06.2008
How to talk to a girl:
xxx: You say she’s watching a telephone... first you need to distract her from it and turn your attention to you. for example, type unknowingly include her any porn (if there is a video or DVD player), then immediately apologize type accidentally was, well, and then the matter of technology.. the main thing is not to turn off immediately, so that she understands the hint
yyy: Maybe he still gets a member and suddenly shakes them in front of her face, then immediately apologize for the type of accident.
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