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 15.06.2008
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Listen, what can the contract form look like to sell the soul to the devil in exchange for, say, immortality or some other service?
Drblack
Treaty with the Devil (God forgive)
It is filled with blood on both sides. If the sick blood ends before the statement of the wishes of the client - the contract is considered to have lost force in the part of the jellyfish and the soul of the client forever goes to the Devil (hereinafter the Contractor).
The Contractor undertakes to fully fulfill the wishes specified in the contract, not promising the possibility for the Client to enjoy the results of the wishes or guaranteeing the result that the Client expected (see paragraph 13).
The Customer is obliged, in any event of fulfillment of the desires specified in the contract, to give his soul to the Contractor (see paragraph 13.a). "And Nibet")
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The Aztec chancellery diligently studies the Albanian to shake the souls of the Otischniks
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