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 15.06.2008
Fuck it! I really think our kids are watching TV. You haven’t gotten out of the table yet.
I sit all night on the net, in the background of the telecast something is broadcasting, I do not pay special attention to it... Meanwhile, it is 7:30 am. On NTV begins a children's program some Dog Polkan tries to connect with some fairy island through a magic ball. only he calls a ball, as the connection breaks down... Polkan’s mood is spoiled. And then they say it’s the mouse connectors’ fault. He calls the mouse on the carpet and then the dialogue:
Polkan: This is what is happening? I can't connect with the island of XXX. A total breakdown! There was no break in the last story. Today, there are 4 breaks.
Mouse: Yes, no, and in the past story there were breaks, Uncle Polkan. You just didn’t notice!
Polkan: I didn’t notice that! You know how closely I keep my contact. There was no break!!! to
Mouse: Yes, Uncle Polkan, it was true, you didn’t notice, because we fix quickly!
Then another two minutes goes to pain familiar dialogue in a more calm and censored manner. At the end of the day, Polkan is put on a fashion ration. And he says with satisfaction: No breakthroughs now!!! to
So, at the end, the storyteller in the form of a young man’s lock in a window with stacks summed up that the fairy tale was for those in the subject! (I literally did not remember)
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