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 23.08.2012
I study with the most amazing girls in the world.

I slept sweetly and saw the tenth dream when I suddenly woke up. from a group. At the half hour of the night. The message began with a wonderful message: “Are you sleeping?” (a wonderful question) and continued with a statement that there is a serious conversation and a request to call back immediately.

I called back.

Honestly, I thought something serious had happened. Or not very serious. At the bad end, I thought, maybe she wants to know the exam tickets or something else in the same spirit.

When she explained that she needed me so much that I didn’t even get angry.

She watched the movie "Red Lights" in the afternoon and didn't understand the end of the film. She wanted me to explain to her.

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