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 25.08.2012
I was sent (at the device for the first job) for a drug test. I hardly knew the language at the time and what a drug test represented was blurred. Specifically, I did not imagine at all. Well, I think America is a country of high culture, it is not in Zmerinka to a local therapist to jump. He had a white shirt with long sleeves. The Coat. And how then? I go to the doctor. Not for girls.

I go in - the teeth of the rock, type, guten morgen and all that. recorded in the book. The nurse realized that I am strong in English about the same way as she is in Russian and on my fingers shows me - say, follow me and don't be afraid of anything. Whole beauty and complete sterility. Fuck, I think it’s culture.

She leads me to the washing machine – it’s the type, soap, it’s water – my hands. Yes... and I, since I never took this same drug test, decided that I would take blood from a vein. Why I decided so, I do not know. Hands should be washed for sterility. So that microbes do not enter the vein. Shas, I think, will show that we in Zmerinka also understand sterility. I wrap my sleeves, wash my hands on my shoulders (well, so that the veins are clean) and carefully so my own....I hold the wrapped sleeves with my beard, because they fall. The nurse looks at me. And is silent.

I, such a proud, wiped out my hands - I look at her, - like, saw? She keeps me behind again. In the closet used - she got the bottle and shows something on it. I understand so vaguely - she explains to me - said, to that shit - and enough.

Here I squeezed a little. What a shit, I think. Will I take blood from my vein? Noah, we’ve gone a long way. Worrying has started.

To say that I have never taken blood from myself and I can't - pride does not allow. Thoughts from the third world country came...the progress does not understand. Fuck you, I think. I’ll take it myself when I need to. Not worse than yours.

In general, while these thoughts tormented me, this ugly opens the door of somebody and ticks a finger there. I go in. I look at the toilet. What is it, I think. And where are the syringes and the first aid kit? And here before I started to get to take the drug test...
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