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 26.08.2012
I can’t be afraid of my sister for the sake of HDD.
2nd?
1: the child is not yet 3 years old, she already knows the atlas of human anatomy (in pictures, essno). Which organ you will not show - it will name everything, the whole skeleton, all the vessels and arteries including
1: Just now
On the couch sits a cat.
A sister walks around her and bats something.
1: Listen to me
Angel voice of a 3-year-old girl
First I will eat your eyes... then your heart... your atriums and ventricles... we will eat all your veins... we will eat your stomach... we will eat even a wool... and you will only have bones and nails.
A cat with a scream of horror crashes from the couch and flies out of the room.
Now, let’s present a picture.
On the street, a stranger approaches his sister.
Girl, do you want a candy?
1: Enormous naive children's eyes
1: The voice of an angel
First I eat your eyes.
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