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 27.08.2012
Echuy: I went to a men’s beauty salon and raised my pulse! and =-)
Echuy: Or Shake Up: Santa Barbara for Real Men
Echuy: I was one of your numerous beer bottles, we were together for a while, but you pulled it all, and one day I just realized I was exhausted, and then I ran away from you and you didn’t even notice it!
“No, it’s impossible, I’ve seen you with Emily!
“I have to confess to you... Emile is your long-lost second socks!
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