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 29.08.2012
My daughter has no instinct of self-preservation at all. All would be nothing, but with her inventiveness it becomes a nuclear mixture.
YYY :?
xxx: She somehow managed to get in with the fork in the rocket so that it struck with the current. Ordinary table in the roof. So how? How did she succeed? I tried, fucking it doesn’t go through.
WOW: I see, the lack of self-preservation instinct is your family.
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