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 29.08.2012
I am looking for an apartment in your house!
The size is not important, only the price.
Sunset is normal too.
Let the room alone.
Machine to wash clothes.
A table with a chair is needed.
Refrigerator to store the salad.
A dish to prepare dinner.
I don’t watch TV, I don’t watch it.
My cell phone replaced my home.
I want a balcony, I smoke.
I haven’t drank vodka in my life.
Ready to pay 20,000.
I can make twenty-five.
I am a simple guy, I am 19.
Can the student accept?

c) Tim Woo
Source: http://bash.im
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