Explanatory note by I. Shchenkov.
I, the procrastinator, I, handed over to the reception commission a new 5-storey house built by our company. The house was accepted with the rating "good", but with a note: you need to remove the old hole in the yard, clean the place under the playground.
I instructed the workers to fit the compressor with the hammer to destroy the building. Half an hour later, the workers that the hamsters had crashed, and there were no spare.
Then I sent the bulldozer, but soon the bulldozer returned, saying that the knife had broken and the clutch had flown. The excavator sent by me also failed: the iron-barrel broke, and the wire broke.
Using personal contacts, I asked a familiar submerger to thoroughly explode this hole. However, after the explosion, our new 5-story building collapsed, and a patch fell from the shell, under which they found a sign with the inscription: "This chapel was built by the HOLOP of Vanka Chlystov dirty and lazy, for which it was plotted."