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 03.09.2012
If Apple made bicycles...
<chh> free to turn the steering wheel, brake the wheel
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose
<wow> pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable
<ow> the luggage compartment is there, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license
<wow> iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day
The new iVel costs like three regular bikes
“Wow, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
<zzz> Apple will prosecute other cyclists for breach of patents :)
<wow> yes, because other bicycles also have round wheels!
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