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 03.09.2012
The child does not sleep alone.
Mom: I wonder, do you have a button "off"?
R: not
M: Unfortunately, I should have added this option.
Q: But I have a touch indicator "mama". When my mother touches me, I sleep, and when she touches me, I don’t sleep.
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