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 08.09.2012
The world has changed...
It is almost unrealistic to buy a simple black shirt without wheels, cuts, screws and "it is fashionable".
It turns out, it is already a problem to find a simple chair on wheels with a tough high back. Now there are more modern models, they can almost lie in. Try this chair."
And... Oh my God... When trying to find a new battery for your favorite Nokia 3310 phone, you are viewed as an alien from the Middle Ages.
As was said in one beautiful film, from the same "Medieval": "I want a simple human cocktail for 12 kopecks!"
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