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 09.09.2012
My son has a bad day today. In the bus, the hand stumbled, the boss called, and neither of this nor of this stumbled, then he (the guy, not the chef, unfortunately) threw a hot coffee on himself,
He went for a beer and dropped the keys into the elevator mine. He decided to help me - instead of cheese, he barely cut off his finger. I wanted to offer him comforting sex, but after he didn’t fit in the turn, and instead of the door went into the wall, I think it’s better to refrain.
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