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 09.09.2012
I go home at 9 p.m. after work. Call to home.com
Hello Blah Blah Blah, how many people are in the apartment?
Me and two cats.
How many TVs are on?
- two
What are you watching?
Two Cats Watch Animal Planet for Adults
- (second pause) eyeyeyeyee, clearly (short guts)
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