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I can still talk about it (I’m not going anywhere stupid because....)
2 is
Because I am blind.
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I'm a taxi driver, I can't walk, I drive
2 is
I am a student and my mother doesn’t let me go.
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I am a maniac, they are looking for me.
2 is
I am one!! to
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I am crazy and all hunt me take
2 is
I am in prison! Mom call me.
1st
at "Spring" do not sell LSD
2 is
I have Kent Enot.
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I have D.J. Dolly and Timothy.
2 is
my friend Sergey, and Sergey has gonorrhea
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I am Cobson! Go out!
2 is
I’m an elephant, but it’s okay.
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I am a friend of an elephant.
2 is
My city is unclean and my neighbor is unclean.
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And I and American scientists from the University of Brandeis conducted a new study that showed that there is a kind of thermometer in the head of flies that allows these insects to accurately determine the optimal temperature for reproduction.
2 is
I am a legend, I wear market brands!
1st
I am Brad Pitt, naked.
2 is
I am a poet, masafaka, I am better than Tetra Paka!
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And I, Angelina Jolie, and I was bitten by bees.
2 is
I am Christina Orbakaite, my name is Ahuenna!
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I'm Ivar Kalnynsh also fuck you.
2 is
I am Dmitry Gordon living with such a name, this is GON.
1st
I'm not a man of beauty, just give me a shit.
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Innocentius Gandon, and I live, the fool, Gordon
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I am Yushchenko Vitya and in me the left egg do not take