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 19.06.2008
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Tasiya08: Girls, I looked closer here in connection with the preparation - horror, I find that wrinkles above the upper lip have already begun to appear! Who knows how to cut them? Is there any gymnastics?

Super Baby: The best way is to raise the bottle with stretched lips. Do you drink mineral? Here you take the bottle, put it on the table, and with stretched lips you take it from the table and up, so that the nose is touched. One minute in the morning, one minute in the evening. In a month it will be okay.

Within a week...
Superbaby: Tasya08, I do not answer in person at all. You do everything wrong: the bottle must be
1) 0.6 liters
2) Plastic
It is empty!!! to

Superbaby, what’s more, we’ve almost grown up here for our wedding?
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