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 20.06.2008
<zov>: Great in the country. And also rugged.
Mr. N, who is embarrassed by a car, has a little daughter. When the mother allows her to walk in the yard, it demands that the daughter does not enter the corner of the house. To see it from the window. Like all normal children, the girl runs the storm just beyond this corner. And her mother decided to scare her, saying that a stranger uncle would take her there.
Today's children on the pot will just not be taken, the daughter with a lame smile began to bite, as the name of this uncle. The mother made the first nonsense that came to her mind: “The bearded Sisadmin.” The girl was suddenly impressed, silenced, no more questions came. All this has somehow been forgotten.

So, the company gathered at the country, daughter N and his wife were taken with them. The company was including a system administrator, of course, the jokes about his profession began. At some point, a child with a wild reef "a-a-a, bearded Sisadmin" in horror crashes and moves to the side of the alley, almost taking out the metal gates into which the car enters. They calmed down, but at first they had to calm themselves from unexpected fear.
Mothers, think what you say to your children.
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