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 18.09.2012
xxx: I need a smartphone on a normal Android-type OS, with a bunch of features?, good performance, dust\moisture\gunproof\ with battery for a month, compass\gps\satellite plate + blackjack and prostitutes )))
xxx: but the producers don’t listen to me ))))
YYY: Do it yourself
xxx: tried, all washing machines get
yyy: the place of damnation )))
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