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 26.09.2012
The Sexual Harassment Act:

If I see a beautiful girl on the street and want to meet her, how can I officially offer her to go for a cup of tea with me? How to officially ask a girl about intimacy?
222: An official request for sexual intimacy, machine-written, on an emblem paper, in three copies, with the signature and seal of the GEO, the district, the nearest deputy, the committee on sexual quota, plus a certificate from the medical institution and a bank receipt on payment of the sex fee -E?
333: And the grandmother will have to agree. Or must justify its refusal, for example, to provide a certificate of temporary incapacity. and :)
222: )) Definitely in three copies, with seals, medical certificate, confirmation of the committee on sexual quotation and bank receipt of payment of asexual fee )))
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