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 27.09.2012
Today there was a wedding at the entrance and, as I realized, the bridegroom came to ransom the bride.
Time is 9:30 in the morning, screams are spread across the entrance: "I love you" (through the bridegroom needed to scream as loudly as possible to give him the bride). Crying, shit, louder and louder, I have already awakened myself even.. In the end, once on the seventh-eighth in response shouted a rough male bass, also on the whole entrance : " And I DO NOT LOVE YOU!!! Go on"
I don't know how the wedding delegation, but I couldn't calm down for a long time)))
Source: http://bash.im
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