bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 69 - ]
 28.09.2012
Army, military airfield, crew of 5 people, of them 1 supplier.
There were only 4 parachutes in the aircraft all the time.How did the commander present it, and the supplier replied: "Well, if it happens to jump, I will stay, I'm old already." Everything was struck after that.
After some time, this crew flies in the winter, in the mouthpiece.They fly by the instruments: in the airplane, the syrene rings, the red lights hit the eyes (emergency lighting).The pilots are nervous, sweat on the face.But still sat, uur. They come out of the cabin and see a picture: the supplier is sleeping.
All of the officers decided to stick over him:
They open the lookout, and there is a mole, it is not visible further to sit, the snow in the plane is thickening.
They wear parachutes.The commander approaches the armor and knocks on his shoulder and says:
Good luck! you are a great guy! glad to meet you!
The supplier waking up in shock, looks at the crew in parachutes, looks at the luke, the sirene still whispers.Not long thinking, with one blow cuts the Commander, takes off the parachute and jumps into the open luke with a star.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna