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 28.09.2012
Side Effect

Support the domestic producer.
Only in my opinion, the best support is the direction of their brains. Per because almost the entire last century the industry was predominantly military, and in the civil used "production waste", which somehow adapted to civilian needs. For example, the mixer of the brand "Energy" before the conversion was clearly a perforator, and the vacuum cleaner of the same brand accidentally sucked to the curtain can suck a hole in it. So the creators do not think about all the consequences of the conversion.
The own history.
Ten years ago, there was an invasion of cockroaches. Apparently from somewhere - in a private house, and all the products were hidden, but Nate, from somewhere.
First went into the course of Chinese grasshoppers / pencils / traps and other light shade, actively proving that the topoc is the most effective.
Then I accidentally, on some left bowl, got an unpretentious bottle, neither in sight nor in price - the offspring of some little-known chemical enterprise, apparently another piece of VPK. Unthinkable such, in the stinking "dychlofos" at least some design was present. And here everything is clear on the military "Viral-2M" and understand how you know what the cockroaches are about. Exactly the same restrained instruction, without excesses of type as it works on other animals, whether it can cause allergies, no, everything is simply sprayed in the room, previously closing doors and windows.
I decided to try. Located in the “Chief of Staff” (i.e. In the kitchen, I went into all the cracks I found. The smell was somewhat unusual, but not disgusting, for a while nothing happened... but then something started!! to
This is a vampire!! to
The horror movies are resting!!! to
Polls of cockroaches run from everywhere. (When I run forward, I will say, I then removed the tortoise bodies almost entirely.)
And crowds, in the style of films about the mummy or Indiana Jones, climb the ceiling!!! to
The ceiling is brown and moving!
Dead and half-breathed cockroaches will rush on my head, over the shovel... rain like that of cockroaches!

For two days I was nervous.
The turtles seem to have disappeared throughout the area. So far no one has seen anyone.
And manufacturers like this want to say one thing: “Thank you, of course, but you would still warn about side effects somehow!”
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