Chapter 1: The joke. Einstein, Newton and Pascal played hiding. Driving was Einstein. Pascal fled into the bushes, disguised himself, no man is seen at all, but Newton just stands. He painted a square around him and stood. Einstein counted to a hundred, turned around, saw Newton and shouted:
and Ura! I found Newton.
Newton smiled cleverly and replied:
Drop it out! This is Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!! to

Uzer-2: Went under the table for three hours.

Uzer-3: And I walked physics. I did not immediately understand the joke.

Uzer-4: Fuck and I didn't understand this joke, if Uzer-2 rolled for three hours, then I remembered the school course of physics for three hours.

Uzer-5: 1 Pa = 1 N/m2 ≡ 1 J/m3 ≡ 1 kg/(m·s2)

Uzer-4: Fuck, what is the clipboard?