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 10.10.2012
The situation. Someone was killed at the entrance. A drunk fight, the man fell from the stairs, broke his head, a lot of blood. The body lies, no one is disturbed.
Two people are nervous and smoking. Here, a 17-year-old girl descends from the upper floors, she still does not see the crime site. The men are stressed, morally preparing to catch a creature that has collapsed. And she greets and carefully, calmly goes around the corpse, goes down further.
Everything was cleaned and the blood was washed. One night, one of the men meets the same girl and jokes:
Why have you fainted? Not at all scary?
She looked at him sadly and replied:
I would like to, but I was late to work.
Take care of women =)
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