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 11.10.2012
GRAFINA: There was just a fairy 3.14th at night in the vacuum!!! to
Olga: Weather, I will sit more comfortably... Let’s go, grass...
We were staying with Irina and Sania today. Do you remember that Irina is in her sixth month?
Olga is out. and?
Graffiti: Well, the evening has been great. They went for a walk, ate, drank cognac, went to bed.
I woke up at night because Irinka was crying.
Olga: Oh yeah?? to
I fly into the kitchen – I see him sitting, roaring, until he squeezes.
I: What happened to me???? to
She said: Sasha was drinking.
O.O and what? Do you like the smell? Let’s put him in the room. and separately.
She is no-e-e! He can’t sit down... he can’t.
I: Oh, you are so bad with us???? to
She is not eating!! I want to run the rails!! to
The railroad!! Fuck, she wanted to smell the rails!! Ordinary, fucking railways and railways!!!! to
Olga: :-D :-D :-D Daaaa... Pregnant are they...
Olga: “ROFL” has gone?
Countess: Yes of course. Truth is, I was looked at at the parking lot at half four in the morning as a crazy while I picked up the car... And the guard at the station burned us while this miracle walked the railway for 40 minutes “breathing fresh air,” and we and the guys were waiting for it...
OLGA: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
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