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 14.10.2012
At the beginning of the zero, some businessmen engaged in abandoned hunting. There was a lot of money and energy in it to feed and transport some representatives of the fauna, the population of which over time grew in times, thus delighting both the owners of the farm and the coming hunters, for whom a base with comfortable holiday homes was built. The surplus income of the farm did not bring, but, as its owners said, it was an occupation for the soul, money they earned in other industries.
And at one point, a filming group arrived at the base to take a report for regional television. The process was run by a boy correspondent, who, after the photographed material, was eager to chew. Asked where to "puddle the nose", the lady went to the nearest house, at the time empty. But a few seconds later, a bottle of champagne flew out of him. Pulling the finger in the direction of the entrance: t-tam, t-tam...
And that "t-there", she, without any back-thinking, forgot to warn. Or did not succeed. Not the point. The owners of the farm themselves were obviously also avid hunters, and the funds allowed them to go hunting anywhere. But the favorite place was Africa, where most of the trophies were mined, whose cheeks subsequently became ornaments of houses on the base. A couple of years ago, before the correspondent's visit to one of them, in his spacious toilet, next to the operating toilet appeared another, unconnected. On which the babysitter (the monkey who does not know) sat. In glasses and a newspaper in the legs (even once a week the press was changed). And when the door to the toilet was opened, the sound system worked and the room was filled with a light swing, which received a long name - a surprised intelligent babouin expresses dissatisfaction. This is what the correspondent found. The grandmother was found lying on the floor. When all this spell came to pass, it was assumed that some hunter will not cope with the nerves and will shoot the babouin for the second time, already posthumously, straight on the toilet. But it happened. But the fact that the babouin will be battled drunk with a lady’s bag, no one could assume.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1210/o121013.html#1
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