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 14.10.2012
Q: I will sell tickets for the concert of Lara Fabian, which will take place on 27-28 October in Kiev. It was bought as a gift, but the circumstances were so that a man could not go.

W: Who is Lara Fabian, that she tickets 600 UAH for 22 RYAD! Sho for nonsense! Lady Gaga or something like that?

Y: This is the type of our stase of Mikhailov, only mostly in French and without pizzun.

Q: If you compare Fabian with Gaga and were able to distinguish her from Mikhailov only by gender, then I give you a ticket for 1000 UAH. would not sell.
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