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 17.10.2012
X: Tell me how it all went. and :)
YYY: In short, Grey in its repertoire.
We gave him an ultimatum. If there is no vodka on DR - we will not come, and let him use his own yogurt deciliters.
And what do you think? He says, OK, vodka will be, we all came to him in the house, and there...
A covered table. salads, all the smoothies, shakes on shampoos to mangal are already carried.
The Yogurt! But not Tom!
YYY: The juice! 10-20 liters of all the juices I know. Orange, apple, pear, pineapple, carrots, strawberries, syrups of all kinds, such as spinach, chocolate, etc. and etc.
A litre bottle of vodka for 10 people.
Today is a cocktail party! Here we paid attention to a large number of measuring glasses. In short, we all night gambling cocktails of various juices, syrups and alcoholic beverages (he also brought out vodka, armaniak and martini when he saw that we would soon kill him :)
But nobody ate, and they joined for six months ahead. So, Serega, the shit, in your repertoire :)
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