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 21.10.2012
I decided to bring my girlfriend home for the first time. And I live in a private house, large - three "corpuses" connected with each other by small transitions. I tell her, you say, while you go here, and I take a shower.
Within 15 minutes I got out of the shower, the sms came. From a girl. “Maax, I’m standing here in a corridor, there are two ficus, a big window and a table that’s cracked, fun. Tell me where I am and how to get to you?and "
Now I have to paint a map. for the visitors.
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