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 24.10.2012
I study with my girlfriend in the office. It happened that we were left for a day without the supervision of the elders.
Well, once such a labyrinth invited the best friend to kill together. While we were waiting for him, Natashka and I started aboutsexual games. What about CHO? The Chamber is empty.
Serega appeared in the right place when Natasha followed me with a healthy enema — she tried to lick.
Well, I’m in the hazard behind Sereg – "Save me! The best friend!"
And he looked so strangely at the cliché and said:
You also know that I am ready to close you from the bullet with the body, but it’s...". and went out.

Natasha and I are stupid.
And only a minute later I remember that he recently had two weeks in the hospital with poisoning. Probably not all that he told me.
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