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 24.10.2012
I went to one firm for business, while there and here, in general, the employee had to print papers for me. And then you can see something happened to the printer, it doesn’t print, even if you’re shaken. Calls, apparently Sisadmin or somebody else, and asks to just approach, without clarifying the problem.
After a couple of minutes comes... no, a boy is crushed, looking like a kilo 35 with a small, a meter tall in a jump, but with a solid beard and in a sweater with deer. He throws around the cabinet with red eyes, understands who called him, pronounces an absolutely extraterrestrial insult in an incomprehensible language and flies out of the cabinet by loudly knocking the door.
After a hundredth of a second, the door opens again. This boy appears, almost on weight, then the hand that holds the boy behind the collar of the sweater, and then after this appears the equally evil and red-eyed mistress of the hand in no less fairy sweater, but with trees.
In a calm tone, not letting the boy go, he finds out what happened, brings the boy to the printer and metallically says to him: "Do. Now.", the one presses something, a girl with a boy in her hand checks her working capacity, at the same time interested in the ladies in the office how things are going, says goodbye and takes with her the bearded body hanging in her hand.
But the work goes efficiently and without delays, yes =)
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