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 29.10.2012
I used to drink and smoke sometimes. I had a family, normal income, housing, a car. All was okay.
But I read Allen Carr’s book and quit smoking. Liked it. After a year, I stopped drinking. I drink only green tea, no coffee and no lemonades.
And a pipet. My wife said I was bored. The car and the apartment were given to them. Then she sent me out of there. Without a car and a license, there was no normal work. This is a real story. I am protecting.
Can you start drinking and smoking? Actually I don’t know how. I hate neither drinking nor smoking.
Trouble is simple.
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