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 29.10.2012
We stand in a supermarket, in a line to the box office.
In front of us such a healthy man, putting out, among other things, packages with ice cream wash.
One, two, three...

When I showed the fish, it was noisy.

- Tomorrow we go to the village, let's not forget to buy a cushion like that.

The man whispered and the man heard. He turns and asks.

The cat?

We are like that, a little upset.

and ah!

A man, suddenly blinking, a theatrical whisper on the whole turn.

When we buy, we always talk about cats. Then we eat it and we eat it ourselves.
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