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 30.10.2012
I am asking for a visit to a friend (friend zone, unfortunately, but I am not especially compelled).
I’m ashamed to admit, but I missed the kitchen so much. Could you cook that snack again?
YYY: I know a lot of recipes of all kinds of figi. Which to you?
Xxx: Well, who with such things round))
The [...]
xxx: How many questions)) Meat pieces are like that, like his... Which with a cheese slice were.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Fries in sauce. Okay well. Will there be more orders? and :-)
XXX: Well... and all to order mon? Another fig)), which is from the paste and with apples, and on top is like white cream, but not cream))
YYY: M-M... I understood. This shit I can’t do, I don’t have enough of it... Fuck, how she...
Olive oil here! I don’t have enough oil for this cake. How can I forget the name of the oil? You infected me with sclerosis.
Well, not all so hopeless, I remembered.
I went into the refrigerator and read on the package :-)
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