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 01.11.2012
xxx: I just watched Genoa and Cheburashka (2 series), where they helped the pioneers there, so there:
Injury caused by negligence - the child was dropped on the head.
Damage to property - the transformator is rotated.
Theft of the compressor.
Illegal construction of entertainment facilities.
It is possible to give bribery to an official during the performance of his duties - it is painfully easy for them to get rid of the police officer.
Theft of metal - the anchor was cut off from the ship. And that’s all in 15 minutes.
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