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 01.11.2012
Oh, it is an unusual feeling! When you are waiting for an important call, you are crazy about the comp, the phone is ringing at the other end of the room, you are undermined and you realize that you have taken off both your legs!
And this is like an old marasmatic in a painful seizure, like a Zombie, you are half-running and half-running to the phone! You fall! You are mating! and RJ!

(And the time is coming! The phone is ringing, but the call can be stopped at any time!!!)

And here in a desperate leap, you throw your body to your cell phone! She slips out of her hands! With incredible effort you turn around and catch it! You will "reply" and cheerfully pee in the tube "Yes!"
And you hear in response a calm, slightly surprised voice of the interlocutor.

At this point you feel like a superhero, once again saving the world)) But no one noticed it again.
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