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 02.11.2012
Zizmo> A friend told me yesterday from a client.
Zizmo> I have a friend. Sometimes they go to cabbage. The girlfriend has no brakes, and on a drunken bench is as seamless as the Kalashnikov machine.
Zizmo> Therefore, sometimes it is an honor to be labeled unknown by who. =) is
Zizmo> Knowing her dull nature, on the next solder, she gave herself an intense setup, whatever would happen there - COLLOGOTKI DO NOT take off!!! to
zersh> the socks have become socks?))))
G&G and G&G are...
Zizmo> They meet in the morning. My girlfriend has a dull look. The first and asks what said, how the evening ended? The coats? =) is
Q> is answered
Zizmo> Yeah I fucking remember what was there...
Zizmo> I woke up in the morning, the second thought "KOLGOTKI!!!!??and "
zizmo> Shrap-shrap yourself on your thighs... Fufuhh, in place.
Zizmo> My legs are down from bed.
Zizmo> And the socks... on the bearded!!!!!!!! to
zersh> :-D))))))
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