From Habr:

The original text they hanged was, by the way, completely stupid.

I immediately had a scene in my head with children painting something in the kindergarten. One of them, Timothy Jablokin, is drawing a bird and suddenly sees that the other, named Gog Samson, is also drawing a bird. Then Tim calls the educator Avdotia Kichinovna and complains to Gog: "It was he who made me paint a bird, I was the first to paint a bird!" and to all the other children also says: "I! It was I who painted the bird, and he pulled everything from me!”

The teacher looked at him and said, “Well, you’re drawing a poppy, and Gogh is a pigeon, they’re very different birds. Apologize to Samson.” And in order not to offend Tim, she quietly adds, “And the papagaies are more beautiful, so you’re good.”

Then the little Jablokin stands up and says in a dull voice: "Goga, forgive me, please, you did not exaggerate anything in me," and then loudly adds: "And also to me, Avdotia Kichinovna said that the poppies are more beautiful than your foolish pigeons, here!"